The Snarky Psychopomp

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight




Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Bonus points if it’s the kids of the snake from the zoo.

'My mum always spoke kindly of you for freeing her'

Wait you realize the snake from the zoo is nagini right?

It’s Fan!Theory, not confirmed.

Edit: The Zoo Snake was a Boa while Nagini was some form of Viper

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir.Quentin Tarantino

And I’ve been putting out the fire with gasoline, putting out the fire with gasoline!

(Source: alsk00, via viserionstail)